Welcome to the outback. Or to what's left of it. My name is Meximilia Dunlan.
You're lucky i found you here. its not safe out here in the storm. See those big things behind me? We live on them. Its our mobile homes. We follow the heard's of cattle and live of the lands. Most of the folks went skywards after the big worldwide blowout we had. We Aussie's didn't much mind what happened out there. Before we knew it, we where the only ones stuck here. I think we where watching a bit to much bush telly to really notice anything. At first things didn't seem all that different, but as time ticked by, things changed. As they have a way of doing. I suppose nature was trying to balance things. With almost everything dead, except the hardiest of critters. You know, every once in a while, the seal clubbing gents on the shores tell stories of huge weird animals washing ashore. I guess the poor buggers where trying to swim here to safety. Iwe always wondered what's out there,beyond the sea. But mum always told me reassuringly: What ever is out there, will suck your brain, and stomp on your intestines while listening to the macarena. And it has the devils eyes! Devils eyes, i tells´ ya´.
Mom likes the moonshine. She's usually pants less while telling this story. And using her pipe as a ear pick.
Times are tough, on a lot of levels. We make do with what we have, and fix what we can.
With colonial spirit, we chug along just like the little engine that could. Building our homes. Raising our cattle and barns here in the bush. Making our outback our little haven. We even have some big cities up and running.
Gotta do a walkabout on you. Unless you want to come along? I have a bottler of a boomer on the barbie. That's a bi-i-i-g male kangaroo. I stalked him while he stalked the cattle. Yeah, they USED to be all cuddly.
Coming?
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